Mike: Lisa, we're going to show you what it's like to not be the top DPS.
Mike gestures behind him. Chloe and Bink are setting up their laptop (cattop), and PooPal is doing...something. The picture that hangs on the wall shows a dragon popping out of a castle, scaring a cupcake.
Mike: We're going to run 5-mans. Chloe and Bink will tank on heir Death Knight. I'll heal. And PooPal here is going to out-dps you. On his dual-boxing rogues.
Mike: He's unbeatable. His superior reflexes and flawless timing will ensure a perfect DPS cycle, every time.
Reveal that PooPal has a pair of googly eyes and bushy eyebrows.
Mike: Also, he installed eyes.
PooPal: So you take me seriously.