NPC Comic

Panel 1:
Lisa and the cats are sitting together in a chair, looking glum.
Bink: Your guild hates you. Fitzgerald hates us.
Chloe: It's gonna be a blue Christmas.
Panel 2:
Chloe: What should we do to cheer ourselves up?
Lisa: I read that forcing yourself to smile can make you feel better.
Bink: I'll try anything.
Panel 3:
All three of them are sporting ridiculous fake grins now. Mike sees them from the background.
Panel 4:
Lisa: I'm still dying inside, you?
Chloe: The pain is unbearable.
Bink: Only a thousand mouse spleens can fill this void.
Mike is behind them, thoroughly creeped out.