Flashback to the work Christmas party last year – one of the managers suddenly had a non sequiter moment and wondered aloud why we never see fat pigeons.
Panel 1:
Chloe and Bink are drawing on their paper plate masks.
Bink: This Halloween is gonna be great! We'll get all kinds of delectable treats.
Panel 2:
Bink: (drooling and patting belly) Chicken hearts, turkey tendons, taurine-covered meeples...
Panel 3:
Bink: (envisioning the meaty treats floating above is head ala sugar plums. Drooling more.) Bunny gristle, mouse morsels, pigeon cankles...
Panel 4:
Chloe: But Bink, they only give out sweet treats.
Bink: Then I only give out sick tricks!
Panel 1:
Chloe and Bink are drawing on their paper plate masks.
Bink: This Halloween is gonna be great! We'll get all kinds of delectable treats.
Panel 2:
Bink: (drooling and patting belly) Chicken hearts, turkey tendons, taurine-covered meeples...
Panel 3:
Bink: (envisioning the meaty treats floating above is head ala sugar plums. Drooling more.) Bunny gristle, mouse morsels, pigeon cankles...
Panel 4:
Chloe: But Bink, they only give out sweet treats.
Bink: Then I only give out sick tricks!
Makes me think Chocolate Meeples would be cool
I don’t think the cat’s fascination with weird food was ever explained. Why don’t they eat normal cat food?!
…weird food? Wha’ts weird about a carnivore eating meat? o,O
Annoying lil bink, you want food then go eat and farm money so you could buy food.
Candied turkey for Bink?
Taurine-covered meeples, eh?
I have two beloved cats, and can say with certainty that CATS FEED ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT.
Flashback to the work Christmas party last year – one of the managers suddenly had a non sequiter moment and wondered aloud why we never see fat pigeons.
I’ll have to point him to NYC.