NPC Comic

Discussion (16) ¬

1. 
   Goldenheart
   

   08/12/2011 at 2:54 am | Permalink | Reply

   Mike… just… wow… haha this has happend to me before believe it or not

2. 
   Adam
   

   08/12/2011 at 5:49 am | Permalink | Reply

   Well, if you’re making a shop run, grab me some nail-clippers. Kthanx.

3. 
   Delakando
   

   08/12/2011 at 6:28 am | Permalink | Reply

   Ew… …. seriously ew…

4. 
   Sonzilber
   

   08/12/2011 at 8:01 am | Permalink | Reply

   Get me some Mountain Dew!!

5. 
   John
   

   08/12/2011 at 10:09 am | Permalink | Reply

   Love your comic, Mary! I just read the whole thing in two days!

   As the new guy, I hate to be a stickler, but third panel has “Don’t foRget the cool-whip!”

   I love all the story arcs, keep ‘em coming!

   • 
     maryvarn
     

     08/12/2011 at 10:27 am | Permalink | Reply

     Thanks! And aw nuts, I totally thought I fixed that before the comic went out. Doh! Reuploading now… *facepalm*

6. 
   cmcl
   

   08/12/2011 at 10:13 am | Permalink | Reply

   …and one of those vinegar and water douches.

7. 
   Brian
   

   08/12/2011 at 2:11 pm | Permalink | Reply

   You have just earned the real life achievement of “Never going to hear the end of this!”

   Lesson: ALWAYS use push to talk. That way you can curse people out when they mess up and feel better without the hassle of guilty feelings.

8. 
   Brendan Tobin
   

   08/12/2011 at 3:08 pm | Permalink | Reply

   That sounds like the ingredients for an unforgettable night.

   –B

9. 
   Jared
   

   08/12/2011 at 6:37 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Love her face in the second panel. The question is, who’s got the butt problem?

10. 
    Waybechk
    

    08/12/2011 at 7:59 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Don’t forget the toilet seat, rubber duck and electrical tape. They make for fun times.

11. 
    Daelythius
    

    08/13/2011 at 12:19 am | Permalink | Reply

    The problem with push-to-talk is that you accidentally hold down your talk key when talking to someone in the room, and no one on vent has the decency to let you know until you say something reeeeeally stupid. #speakingfromexperience

12. 
    Spicytacoman
    

    08/13/2011 at 2:11 am | Permalink | Reply

    Rofl. xD

13. 
    CrystalC
    

    08/14/2011 at 1:01 am | Permalink | Reply

    The problem with push-to-talk is that you train yourself to push the button whenever you speak out-loud. This is a good think when you need to scream “ADDS!” but a bad thing when you need to yell at your dogs.

14. 
    Kevin
    

    08/14/2011 at 1:44 am | Permalink | Reply

    Even better is when you start using “puppy talk” to your dogs.

    Me: “ohh, who’s a good girl? who’s my good little baby girl? That’s RIGHT! It’s Azurl! ooooh and Naga too, you are both such good sweet little girls!”

    Male friend in vent: “hey… am I a good girl too?”

    Female friend in vent: “I find it sexist and degrading that you talk down to your dogs that way just because they are female.

    Me: “sure dude, you can be a good girl, and Jessica, I talk to them that way because they are DOGS not because th… nevermind, just heal me dammit.”

15. 
    Taijavu
    

    08/14/2011 at 4:11 pm | Permalink | Reply

    And my roomie wonders why when i’m on skype or vent I close my door..rofl