Panel 1: Mike and Lisa are in bed. Mike is working on a notebook and his light is on. Lisa's eyes are closed and her side of the bed is dark.
Lisa: (to herself) I hope the guild didn't mind that my DPS wasn't as high as usual tonight...
Panel 2: Close up on Lisa.
Lisa: (to herself) I wish I could fall asleep and not worry so much.
Panel 3: Closer on Lisa.
Lisa: (to herself) I'll do better DPS tomorrow.... (her thought turns to a picture of a dagger.
Panel 4: Lisa dreams of a dagger cutting into a cupcake as other cupcakes run for their lives.
Panel 5: Mike turns out the light. -Click-
Mike: (loudly) Good night!
Lisa opens her eyes and her dream pops.
Panel 6: Mike snores loudly. Lisa is wide awake and glares at him.
My boyfriend does that ALL THE TIME! I get ready for bed, start to fall asleep, and he finally comes in and wakes me up, then he falls asleep, starts snoring, and keeps me awake! ARGGGGHHHHHHH!
Then I poke him until he rolls over and stops snoring. The poking will continue until morale improves!
DPS is damage per second. It’s a measure of how well damage-dealing classes in World of Warcraft are performing. Sometimes it gets unreasonably competitive. Damage-dealers always want to be at the top of the DPS meters. Especially Lisa.
Thank you. I played WoW a few times, but never really became a “player”. Something about the concept of purchasing a game and then paying a monthly fee to play it puts me off a little.
Unless you can say you don’t pay for satellite/cable, cell phone, telephone, internet, gas for your car, or netflix, it’s hard to make that argument.
$15.00 a month for the amount of updates and new content that Blizzard provides is a pretty good deal, considering going to the movies once a month almost costs that much now (and much more, if you buy popcorn/drinks)
Remember! Snoring can be a symptom of sleep apnea, causing zombie-like behavior during the day. Consider a sleep study! This has been a public announcement from the Reduce Evil Zombie Events Networkers. (All healing classes get rate discounts; after all, they’re already REZzEN!)
Panel 1: Mike and Lisa are in bed. Mike is working on a notebook and his light is on. Lisa's eyes are closed and her side of the bed is dark.
Lisa: (to herself) I hope the guild didn't mind that my DPS wasn't as high as usual tonight...
Panel 2: Close up on Lisa.
Lisa: (to herself) I wish I could fall asleep and not worry so much.
Panel 3: Closer on Lisa.
Lisa: (to herself) I'll do better DPS tomorrow.... (her thought turns to a picture of a dagger.
Panel 4: Lisa dreams of a dagger cutting into a cupcake as other cupcakes run for their lives.
Panel 5: Mike turns out the light. -Click-
Mike: (loudly) Good night!
Lisa opens her eyes and her dream pops.
Panel 6: Mike snores loudly. Lisa is wide awake and glares at him.
My husband knows better than to do this to me – I was in the war, and when startled awake I tend to get…tetchy.
DPS that cupcake! Rawr!
*Gasp* it was lisa!!!! the cupcake killer!
Yes… just go to sleep, there will be cupcakes tonight…
love the cupcakes
My boyfriend does that ALL THE TIME! I get ready for bed, start to fall asleep, and he finally comes in and wakes me up, then he falls asleep, starts snoring, and keeps me awake! ARGGGGHHHHHHH!
Then I poke him until he rolls over and stops snoring. The poking will continue until morale improves!
“The poking will continue until morale improves!”
I’m sure your boyfriend would love to say the same to you!
I dont’ know what a DPS is… Am I still allowed here, or will I be driven out of town by an angry horde?
You’re allowed! No angry hordes!
DPS is damage per second. It’s a measure of how well damage-dealing classes in World of Warcraft are performing. Sometimes it gets unreasonably competitive. Damage-dealers always want to be at the top of the DPS meters. Especially Lisa.
Thank you. I played WoW a few times, but never really became a “player”. Something about the concept of purchasing a game and then paying a monthly fee to play it puts me off a little.
Unless you can say you don’t pay for satellite/cable, cell phone, telephone, internet, gas for your car, or netflix, it’s hard to make that argument.
$15.00 a month for the amount of updates and new content that Blizzard provides is a pretty good deal, considering going to the movies once a month almost costs that much now (and much more, if you buy popcorn/drinks)
“Sometimes it gets unreasonably competitive.”
Arguably an understatement.
But I always played a healer, so I saw dps competitiveness as very much a *mixed* blessing.
Lol, Mike is a bit more derp than usual lately.
Remember! Snoring can be a symptom of sleep apnea, causing zombie-like behavior during the day. Consider a sleep study! This has been a public announcement from the Reduce Evil Zombie Events Networkers. (All healing classes get rate discounts; after all, they’re already REZzEN!)
…that last pun was a bit forced. Sorry. >_>