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Lisa: (to head wifi hobo) You're...wifi hobos? Why?
Hobo 1: I spent all my money on an ipad and can't afford a wireless router.
Hobo 2: A mutant hamster chews on the internet cables running into my apartment nightly.
Hobo 3: I'm not allowed on the internet while my boyfriend podcasts through skype.
Lisa: So why are you dressed in rags?
Hobo 1: So people don't look us in the eye.
Hobo 2: We hate eye contact.