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The Only Thing.

The Only Thing.

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May 2nd, 2011

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The Only Thing.
By maryvarn on May 2nd, 2011

Transcript:
Panel 1: Exterior of hacker van. Bink is laying on his back on top of it. Chloe climbs up.
Chloe: What are you doing? Where’s your hoodie?
Panel 2: Bird’s eye on van.
Bink: It’s no use, Chloe! No matter how many bots I deploy, it’s never enough to stifle the endless stream of stupid cat videos.
Panel 3: Bink sits up.
Bink: It’s time I face facts. Cats aren’t the noble creatures I thought we were. We’re spastic and weird.
Panel 4:
Chloe: What are you going to do now?
Bink: (pulling on a colorful hat) The only thing I can do.
Panel 5:
Bink: (now wearing the hat – it’s a jester hat. He walks away in the foreground.) Ride a ceiling fan with a monkey.
Chloe: (in background, hands on face, worried) Oh Bink.

└ Tags: bink, cats, chloe, hacker, hacking, jester-hat, whisker-myst

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Discussion (9) ¬

Chris

05/02/2011 at 2:27 am | Permalink | Reply

Monkey delivery services? I like this city, where is it?
multichar

05/02/2011 at 11:03 am | Permalink | Reply

I bought all the monkeys
Brendan

05/02/2011 at 11:09 am | Permalink | Reply

Great storyline, good gags. Beautiful.
- maryvarn
  
  05/02/2011 at 4:54 pm | Permalink | Reply
  
  Thanks Brendan!
Shadowchan

05/02/2011 at 11:16 am | Permalink | Reply

Poor Bink.. degrading himself so much..
mike r

05/02/2011 at 5:29 pm | Permalink | Reply

“It was ze minkey! Ze blind man had no rezon to lie to me.” (from the Pink Panther)
Patrick

05/02/2011 at 10:15 pm | Permalink | Reply

I SOOOO want to see that…
Adam

05/03/2011 at 2:05 am | Permalink | Reply

I want a monkey delivery service
bman (The Underfold)

05/03/2011 at 12:19 pm | Permalink | Reply

I’d watch that.

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↓ Transcript
Panel 1: Exterior of hacker van. Bink is laying on his back on top of it. Chloe climbs up.
Chloe: What are you doing? Where’s your hoodie?
Panel 2: Bird’s eye on van.
Bink: It’s no use, Chloe! No matter how many bots I deploy, it’s never enough to stifle the endless stream of stupid cat videos.
Panel 3: Bink sits up.
Bink: It’s time I face facts. Cats aren’t the noble creatures I thought we were. We’re spastic and weird.
Panel 4:
Chloe: What are you going to do now?
Bink: (pulling on a colorful hat) The only thing I can do.
Panel 5:
Bink: (now wearing the hat – it’s a jester hat. He walks away in the foreground.) Ride a ceiling fan with a monkey.
Chloe: (in background, hands on face, worried) Oh Bink.

↓ Transcript
Panel 1: Exterior of hacker van. Bink is laying on his back on top of it. Chloe climbs up.
Chloe: What are you doing? Where’s your hoodie?
Panel 2: Bird’s eye on van.
Bink: It’s no use, Chloe! No matter how many bots I deploy, it’s never enough to stifle the endless stream of stupid cat videos.
Panel 3: Bink sits up.
Bink: It’s time I face facts. Cats aren’t the noble creatures I thought we were. We’re spastic and weird.
Panel 4:
Chloe: What are you going to do now?
Bink: (pulling on a colorful hat) The only thing I can do.
Panel 5:
Bink: (now wearing the hat – it’s a jester hat. He walks away in the foreground.) Ride a ceiling fan with a monkey.
Chloe: (in background, hands on face, worried) Oh Bink.