Transcript:
Panel 1: Lisa and Kendra at the office kitchen.
Kendra (pouring herself some tea): Hi Lisa! When’s the next D&D session?
Lisa: Oh hi! Um…
Panel 2: Close up of Lisa
Lisa: Um um um um um um um um
Panel 3:
Lisa: Here’s the thing….you know your date? The guy who picked you up last time?
Kendra: Yeah, that’s Bill. We’ve been dating for a month.
Panel 4:
Lisa: He’s Jenny’s ex. And he only dumped her a few days ago.
Panel 5: Kendra looks down at her tea.
Panel 6:
Kendra: Jenny…the orc?
Lisa: Half-orc.
Panel 7: Kendra takes a swig of the tea.
Panel 8:
Kendra: I need something stiffer.
Lisa (handing Kendra another tea bag): Let’s upgrade that green tea to a chai.
Kendra: Bring it.
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That alt-text needs a rimshot sound effect XD
I sometimes forget to look for the hidden text!
How do we get to see the alt text or hidden text. I’ve seen it commented but never asked.
Hehe, yeah, it’s actually not that obvious. It appears when you roll your mouse over the comic! I think I started doing adding it around this time last year.
Hold your cursor still over the comic for a second or two.
btw, I always loved how perfect your character’s expressions are ^_^
I’ve*
ya especially lisa in first and second panel
I actually prefer rum for bad news and i add ever clear depending on how bad rated from almost meaningless to death of a good friend.
…so you know something has been bugging me she’s a vegan but has no problem feeding her cats chicken hearts that are harvested from chickens eaten by us Omnivores?
seriously this has been bugging the crap out of me
Well I gotta tell you it’s actually pretty common for vegans/vegetarians to feed their cats meat. I’m one of them in fact. I can’t say there’s never some inner conflict about it, but the thing is, the general consensus is that cats can get really unhealthy if they don’t eat meat. Upsets their ph balance or something.
For me it’s pretty simple. I don’t need meat to be healthy, but my cats do, and I’m responsible for them. (And please note the ‘I’ statement – it’s a personal choice and not something I push on other people.)
Cats are obligate carnivores. Their bodies don’t digest plant matter as efficiently as herbivores and omnivores. Their intestines are able to extract nutrients from organs,meat,and bones…but they’re not designed for veggies! When you see cat food advertising that it has a healthy amount of veggies,it’s really just a marketing ploy.Aslo,taurine is essential for cats and cannot be found in plants. They can go blind without it!
/agree
I facepalm when I see a $3 can of cat food advertised with cranberries and brown rice.
My cat-food lol? When it says, “The tastes your cat loves!” on the side of a can of beef cat food. When has my kitty (or any domestic breed, for that matter) taken down a cow?!?!
Although, to be honest, the visual of a clowder of housecats taking down a cow is both amusing and frightening.
My sister’s been sneaking broccoli into our cat’s food because she heard of a case where it prolonged a cat’s life more than a decade past the norm…but since cats can’t make their own taurine we haven’t dared to take away the meat part of his diet.
Love the awkward silence!!
2nd pannel is really nicely done!
wait wait wait…
Kendra has been dating billy for a month… and billy dumped jenny a few days ago….
so for a short time he was a two timing jerk
Woah, naughty Bill!
I wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of a females ork and a female dwarf…
… With a female ork on one side, and a female dwarf on the other, you’d be flanked. They’d have combat advantage. AND… you wouldn’t simply be able to shift a square back and flee, you’d have to grant them BOTH opportunity attacks.
I’ll leave the double entendres to the imagination.
uh oh
No matter how dire the conversation, you must always distinguish your fantasy races correctly.
Bill is going down!
Yes, houston, I think we’ve sighted the foe. Load Crossbows…
Bill’s gonna go hide and play minecraft single player for a month in a secluded house on a mountain with food dropped off weekly as therapy
The only thing saving Bill is that he isn’t there now.
This could get messy. Amusing. :3
WAIT so Bill has been cheating??? :O
Just one side of this adventure. Bill, of course, doesn’t know he has been dating…he was just hanging out. He doesn’t have a clue that he has been dating either of them or that he is generating so much threat. Just a guy’s perspective ;D
…You’re joking, right?
Nice. Shading.
*Reads the alt text* *facepalms* http://www.instantrimshot.com