Patrick: Hey Lisa! I, um, heard you guys were playing D&D soon.
Lisa: Oh yeah, but you wouldn’t be interested in that, since you’re a closet gamer.
Patrick: No, look, it sounds really fun! I’d actually love to join you.
Lisa: Well, I did promise Jenny there’d be boys…
Patrick: What a coincidence! I’M a boy!
Lisa: What’s the catch?
Patrick: No catch!
Patrick: But I only play chaotic neutral half-elf wizards.
Lisa: Whatever. Bring sandwiches.