Transcript:
Panel 1: Bink is about to hit the pet projector with a hammer!
Chloe: Bink!!! What are you doing with Lisa’s Pet Projector??
Panel 2:
Bink: We have to destroy it, Chloe! We can’t let Lisa love these useless holo-pets more than she loves us!
Panel 3: Close up on Chloe
Chloe: She won’t, Bink! The holo-pets may be cute and collectable. But they can’t level Lisa’s alts in WoW, or buy expensive gadgets with gold-farming money! They can’t lick her tears away when she’s glum, or cuddle her when she needs a hug!
Panel 4:
Bink: They also can’t extort her for organ meats, barf up hairballs, destroy computers…
Chloe (plugging ears and walking away): LALALALALALA I can’t hear you!
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I lick my own tears, thank you very much.
I must say I like your current art for the cats. Very “smooth” is the best I can describe it.
dirty mind+their tails=_____
i would comment on a cat’s selective hearing but that goes without saying.
Hehe poor Bink is going crazy with jealousy. Who could love a fake pet more than a real one? Not I!
hehe
It looks like Bink wont be hanging with The HOP after all…
…good, really, it’d be worse than me with a tamagotchi.
(thats bad. trust me on that.)
Lucky Lisa. My cats just drool on me.
Ill take them
You know, cats don’t lick years away out if sympathy… they do it for the sweet, salty taste of suffering. Yes, our cute, feline overlords are fuelled almost entirely by schadenfreude.
*years/tears