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↓ TranscriptPanel 1: Chloe is on the phone as Bink approaches. The laptop is on the floor.
Bink: What are you doing?
Chloe: Calling Blizzard to get our account reinstated of course.
Panel 2: Close up on Bink.
Bink (sad): It won't work. Buzz Off is the ultimate in social-network destruction. It gobbles up all data attached to the accounts. Chloe, I'm afraid our World of Warcraft account is gone forever.
Panel 3: Back to wide on both of them.
Chloe (pointing to laptop on ground): Oh, I see. Hey, is this the laptop you used to create Buzz Off?
Bink: Yeah. I need to -
Panel 4: Bink is now alone in the panel, with a bruise on his head and the laptop, now with a gaping hole, around his neck.
Bink: - back it up.
Oh Bink, what have you done? No wonder Chloe did that to you!
Pure tom and jerry
Bink looks adorable in the 2nd panel
Uh oh! Lisa isn’t gonna be amused at all.
I would have done the same thing.
So to delete the account permanently this software would have to break into Blizzard’s servers and delete any content and backups relating to their account.
Even if they did manage to get the account back I can see a lifetime ban for this tiny TOS violation.
The question this raises is, why would Bink even include WoW in the list of things the service deletes? Surely the program couldn’t figure out how to delete WoW accounts on its own.
Unless Buzz Off is a sentient program. New character?
Hmmm…I’d still go with it if it got rid of everything else.
Naw poor Bink! He meant well <3