The Rescue
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Transcript: English

Panel 1: Bink approaches from the doorway while Bink is held to the ground by mice in the foreground. The ring leader mouse wears leg warmers and wields a purple gymnast ribbon.
Bink (angrily): Hold it right there you crazy gymnast-ribbon-wielding cultist mouse!
Panel 2: Bink's eyes glow and he grabs the purple ribbon.
Bink: Time to get Death Knighted.
Panel 3 (under panel 2): The mouse and ribbon fly through the air.
Panel 4 (under panel 3): Bink holds the mouse tightly now and grins. Deathgrip!
Panel 5: Bink holds a n ice cube to the mouse's head. Icy Touch!
Panel 6: Bink breathes his green stinky cat breath at the remaining mice. Pestilence!
Panel 7: All the mice are down for the count and have turned green. Chloe hugs Bink.
Chloe: Bink! You saved me! Can you ever forgive me for being so naive?
Bink: There, there, Chloe. You can't help your own stupidity.
Written by maryvarn

Discussion (23) ¬

  1. Joseph

    Ur Beautiful and Talented, culminating in a Funny *#! Comic strip!! Keep it up!!!

    • Aiun

      Actually that’s partially true. Cat spit is laden with a billion types of bacteria and highly infectious. Something feral cats like to do is merely =wound= their prey, then retreat to a distance and track it as it limps ‘home’, in the hopes that they’ll find the rest of the family, so they can kill and eat that, too, as well as finding a nice, warm place to sleep.

      Cats are… so wonderfully, deliciously evil. <3

  2. sazzy

    “time to get death-knighted”!!

    love it!

  3. Vanyne

    Impressive

  4. Kiauze

    It’s official: “crazy gymnast-ribbon-wielding cultist mouse” is one of my favourite insults of all time! :D

    Loved the pestilence attack as well. Bink is so cool when he’s owning! :D

    • Nick Trano

      We have to make that into a meme. TO 4CHAN!!!

  5. evilpacman

    I suppose that “death and decay” would suit the fourth picture much morethan pestilence

  6. Sihrtogg

    I was about to post you were getting a little of track with your Lisa : cats : WoW ratio lately, but this one surely makes up for it :D

    pink-ribbon-death-grip is very clever, you must have had a good laugh anticipating it in the 2 previous comics.

    oh noes! he’s touching me with an ice cube! brilliant

  7. Bloodroar

    This is definitely one of your strips that shows change since the beginning of NPC. The textures are beautiful, the storyline was really well developed, and the comedy of the real world in relation to WoW is just hilarious! Keep up the awesome work!

    • Kazira

      couldnt have put it better :P

  8. Jasra

    *wonders how on earth she missed your alt-text!*

  9. maryvarn

    Thank you for the kind words everyone! Glad you like it. :)

  10. Columbina

    Oh hey, my cat has the stinky cat breath Pestilence power. Good to know it occasionally has a purpose ….

  11. Shimarenda

    Very funny! The purple-ribbon deathgrip was particularly clever.

  12. AngerFork

    So…given that he just DK’d the mice, is he going to raise the mice up as his new minions? And will he need a glyph or some corpse dust to do so?

  13. r0bbyc

    No actual mice were harmed in the production of this comic.

  14. Graham

    This was epic win.

  15. Jennifer

    My cat definitely has a pestilence attack. He wakes me up in the morning by sitting on my chest and breathing into my face…

    Fabulous comic! I can see Simon the Cat doing all of this!

  16. Brigwyn

    HAHA!! Awesomeness!! :)

    I’ve been a victim to a cat’s Pestilence many times. And they never fall for feign death. :(

  17. Caylynn

    Yay! Bink to the rescue! :)

  18. Captain Zig Zag

    Silly kitty – forgot to Plague Strike before he Icy Touched :P

  19. Vanyne

    ooh ooh, I just thought of a new one:

    “Damn, your name must be Saurfang, cuz you just got Death Knighted!”

    oh yea, and for AoD mice: http://www.tehgladiators.com/?p=87

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