NPChloe is the weekly inward musings of one pensive and game-loving feline, Chloe. The words and art below have been ripped directly from her diary and spread out on the internets here for all to see.
My new friends are so nice! I encountered them one night and they showed me the most amazing show, from long long ago, archived on YouTube. The host, Kellyn, is sooooo pretty! She has such fluffy hair, such colorful leotards… I drew myself in one of my favorites. Maybe I can make it for myself in real life someday! Anyway, I hope to eventually be able to do my mousercises as well as she does, with so much poise, grace, and happiness. Having a bigger wardrobe of leotards will help. 
ADORABLE
Chloe is SO cute!
awwwwww
Also Isn’t it a horrible immoral act to put someone else’s diary on the internet? Especially a kitty’s diary?
At this point it’s only a matter of time before you wake up with the taste of chloroform in your mouth in front of a tribunal of cats. I don’t expect they’ll take this lightly.
BUT IT’S SO CUTE!!!