Chickens Gone Wild
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Transcript: English

Bink is stuffing his face with tasty chicken hearts. Two red-eyed chickens watch him from behind.
The chickens attack him, pecking his head!
Zombie Chicken: Cat brainnnsss!
Bink (covering his head): Aaaaah! Zombie chickens!
Bink awakens. He's curled up and all seems well.
Bink: Whoa, what a crazy dream.
Bink goes to see what Lisa is up to.
Bink: Whatca doing Lisa?
Lisa (facing computer): Oh, just playing with my Westfall Chicken in WoW, see? He's so cute!
Bink runs out, terrified.
Bink: AAAAaaahhh!
Lisa (looking back at Bink): What's his problem?
A zombie chicken appears in the window.
Written by maryvarn

Discussion (13) ¬

  1. adam

    Squirrels and now evil chickens? That window really needs a curtain.

  2. Caylynn

    Poor Bink! What a freaky coincidence!

  3. Graham

    My worst nightmare…EVIL CHICKENS!!!

  4. Ian

    the window DID have curtains, but Chloe and Bink ate them….

  5. Eirik

    Cue Strident violins…

    Zombie Chickens, yes. Must bring out the Gnomish Battle Chicken to fight them off!

    I like the shading going on today, and the shadows.

  6. Randon Person

    Awww… poor Bink… At least in WoW it’s a level one critter right? So you can just blow them up!
    Also… I don’t mean to be a detail freak… but at the end, the script says that two zombie chickens appear in the window, yet I only see one.
    And I hate that they made it so much easier to get on horde, I remember vividly rushing through on my warrior and killing that poor farmer for his chicken feed, then clucking madly at the chickens, waiting for the quest to appear… *sigh* good times…
    And Bink’s face looks great in that last panel, not quite as good as he did from the other day, but then again, it’s difficult to replicate that kind of perfection :P

  7. Brigwyn

    Chicken zombies. Hmm. Maybe not as scary as squirrel zombies. But then again. Chickens are a master of the “Stink Eye.” *starts to curl up in a ball* Chicken Zombie Stink Eye would be the worst possible combination. *twitches*

    I’m with Bink. *runs away* AAAAAAA!!!!

  8. Splat

    I now feel I need a bag with “Tasty Chicken Hearts” embroidered on it.

  9. r0bbyc

    Hah, that reminded me of VG Cat’s comic of Leo being chased by chickens.

    http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=52

  10. maryvarn

    Lol, thanks guys. You always make me smile. :) And thanks for being a detail freak, “Randon Person.” ;) I corrected the script! I type those quickly and sleepily, so I’m sure that’s not the only one that needs correction.
    Oh, love that VGcats comic!

  11. Nico

    Zombie chickens NEED to be in L4D3.

  12. Drowmonk

    i’m guessing that bink’s unconscious is feeling guilting about his greed for chicken hearts… or he eats too many before bed.

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