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↓ TranscriptChloe and Bink are standing on a pile of books, wearing army hats. Lisa is standing to attention, saluting to them.
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Attention Lisa! Shadow Priest Boot Camp starts now!
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Repeat after me: I am not a rogue. I do not sneak or stab or poison!
Lisa: I am not a rogue. I do not sneak or stab or poison!
Bink: I am a shadow priest. I blast and sear, flay and plague!
Lisa: I am a shadow priest. I blast and sear, flay and plague!
Bink (shouting at Lisa): Pop quiz! How do you maximize DPS during a boss fight?
Lisa (breaking a sweat): Um, keep slice and dice and rupture up?
Bink: Wrong! Drop and give us 50!
Lisa (not saluting now): 50 pushups or 50 organ meats?
Chloe: Both!
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Very cute! Those cats are hard taskmasters!
Good luck to your cousin! I’m a proud military wife, and although military life is challenging it is also very rewarding.
If sneaking and stabbing on a shadow priest is wrong, then I don’t want to be right!
As for the DPS question? the answer is to bind every key to a random ability, then roll your face on the keyboard. Also pop your trinkets.
Also, 50 organ meats for a missed question? That’s gonna get expensive quick! But why pushups? It’d probly help poor Lisa more to recite the dps rotation 50 times… although that would get annoying fast… then again pushups are also annoying… aw heck, just scrap the shadow priest and roll a prot warr, YEAH! TANKING FTW! AND AS A PROT WARR YOU SOLO EVERYTHING! AND MY LETTERS ARE HUGE! SERIOUSLY!
Also, good luck to your cousin from a random person on the internet!
Full Metal Jacket would be absolutely ADORABLE if all the soldiers were kitties.
*giggles uncontrollably*
Your not supposed to have rupture up with the new builds. It is a dps loss. Tisk tisk
Oh no, really? Not as a combat rogue? I’ve only done the old heroics through the dungeon finder, no raiding or new 5-mans yet. I need to head over to Elitist Jerks.
he’s correct, even new combat builds are ruptureless. 20/51/0 is the new build. making use of the new poisons. check out my toon if you wish
Quelitha on Barthilas.
also must say, been reading your comics for a while now, and there pretty rad! keep up the good work
Oh man.. poor Lisa. At least she’s trying. Of course if this keeps up I expect to see a much rounder Chloe and Bink soon enough.
BTW – tell your cousin that we appreciate is service and say thank you.
You might be on to something, Brig.
And thanks for the words about my cousin, will do! (Or maybe he’ll see it here, huh, cuz? Oh wait, no outside contact during basic training.)
My SP is at 71 now, and I must say that I’m really loving it!
well at least they are both dps classes, I would switch my druid between tank and heals and it was just bad. Awesome stuff!
wait…you don’t SnD or Rupture as a priest? I think I’ve been doing it all wrong…my priest is only 76 btw lol
Lisa’s face is looking better and better. Keep it up