Lisa, at computer: Teehee! The plump turkey pet is cute! I love how it jumps into cooking fires and cooks itself!
Chloe, to Lisa: Shouldn't that upset your vegan sensibilities?
Lisa: Don't be silly. It's a game! In WoW I slaughter helpless baby mammoths, put young wolvar in a sack because a walrus pays me to, and even pawn other players. That doesn't mean I have to do those things in real life!
Chloe and Bink stare at Lisa blankly.
Bink: It doesn't?
Chloe, quietly to Bink: Does this mean I should disarm the baby mammoth trap we put in the back yard?