A New Service
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Transcript: English

Bink (to Lisa): So it's great and all that you're grinding your own alts now instead of making us do it.
Chloe (to Lisa): But the thing is, we miss those tasty organ meats we use to get as compensation for our services.
Lisa (at computer, playing WoW): grumble priest grumble grumble
Bink (to Lisa): And we've noticed that you're not very good at anything but your rogue.
Chloe (eyes rolling, aside): Yeah, you've really mastered the sinister strike spamming combat rogue.
Bink (to Lisa): So we'd like to offer you a new service.
Chloe (to Lisa): A class tutoring service.
Lisa (looking back at the cats.): Class tutoring service? Sounds very....advanced.
Bink (to Lisa): It is. We read you internet guides and jump on you if you start humiliating yourself, and you give us three chicken hearts an hour.
Chloe (to Lisa): Each.
Written by maryvarn

Discussion (13) ¬

  1. ElderCor

    My wife and I were running the new ICC Heroics, and I guess we were starting to humiliate ourselves….our cat just kept jumping up on us…heh heh…it was cute, but got us nearly killed a couple of times! Hard to heal or tank with the tail swishing around in front of your eyes!

    • maryvarn

      Hehe, I know the feeling. It’s annoying but funny to me when it happens, but just plain annoying to the people I’m running with!

    • Tori

      I have the same thing that happens to me, but it’s my dog always trying to nip at me and get me to play with her while I’m doing raids or heroics. Bad enough she grabs my right hand, so I end up having to do everything left handed. Playing a mage is hard with 1 hand.

  2. Tokkar

    /nitpick
    Well…um…ahem…it should be “used to”…
    /endnitpick

    Great, now we’re gonna see random whispers, spamming of [1. General] and yells near the bank/AH from two blue cats selling their services! That’s ALL we need!!!

    :: giggles uncontrollably ::

    Great comic, as always! Have a happy and safe New Year, and we’ll see ya on the flip-side!

    • maryvarn

      Oh lol, thank you for that. *facepalm* Fixing!

  3. Melissa

    Yeah, cats can be disruptive but they’ve got nothing on toddlers. I get up to go bio and the three year old runs my toon right up to XT-002, wipes the raid, then announces in vent “Mommy died!”. Greeeeat.

  4. Kaelqu

    Too cute ^_^ I need some cat compantions <3

  5. Nico

    Good comic mary
    also gratz on 100 comics

  6. Nico

    gah i typed [achievement unlocked] at the end of my message but i used these (> and <)

  7. Svenskefan

    omg.. such greedy bastard for cats :O

  8. O-Digga

    I’m leveling a priest myself, and I don’t know what she’s complaining about. Assuming she has gone past the unique kind of torture that is levels 1-20, priest leveling is actually pretty fun these days. I guess those who play a rogue and are thus used to not being mana dependent would disagree with me, though.

  9. Kinner

    well when you come from playing a class that isn’t mana dependent to one that is it gets kinda annoying i myself am finally leveling my warlock after 1 or 2 years of not playing him as i have been raiding on my death knight tank. it was hard to handle at the start but it got real easy real quick :)

  10. Brigwyn

    Okay! Did I read that right? Chloe and Bink are going to read the guides to Lisa? Something tells me this doesn’t bode well. Seriously, has anyone ever known a cat that seemed patient? Nope, not going to end well at all.. /frets

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