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↓ TranscriptINTERIOR BROWN ROOM
Bink standing with mic. Chloe seated at keyboard.
Bink to mic: Today we're streaming live and taking your calls! Our first caller is "Scuzzfibbet." Hi Scuzzfibbet! What's your question?
Scuzzfibbet from laptop: Well I've been playing a human warlock for a few years now. Lately I get the feeling from all the podcasts and websites out there that humans are for noobs or 12-year-olds. But I'm 36 and a pretty accomplished raider. What gives?
Close on Bink
Bink to mic: Um yeah, Scuzzfibbet, hellOOOO! Play a human if you want to commit social suicide. Humans are so 2005. Right now it's all about Tauren and Orcs. If you simply MUST play Alliance, play a dwarf. My advice? Order up a race change, and preferably a faction change, PRONTO.
Medium on Bink and Chloe
Scuzzfibbet from laptop: But, it's a fantasy game. Why should I get grief for playing a character I like?
Chloe to Bink: He has a good point.
Bink angrily to mic: It's not about YOU Scuzzfibbet!
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I thought that humans in WoW couldn’t be hunters until Cat comes out… so how does this guy get to do it? I want his cheat code lol. not so I could be a human hunter but to be a goblin paladin lol.
i want to change my race… im a night elf druid.
At least your not balance spec… i hope…
Wait, a Human Hunter? Those don’t exist…
Btw, the face in the last panel is win. Infact, the line is win too. Oh screw it, the whole comic is win! X3
Now, if the human was changed to Night Elf, then it would fit.
And screw human hunters, its all about the worgen. Rawr.
Since when do your comics have alt-texts?! Now I have to go back and reread them all.
I started on on this one: http://www.npccomic.com/2009/10/05/negotiations/ Hope that saves you some time going through all of them.
I never noticed this before! Gave me a reason to go back and re-read, and something to look forward to with each new one
Haha OOPS, big time. I changed it to warlock. Originally I was thinking this would be about Night Elf hunters, which get poo pooed a lot, as Sanctuari hints at there. And then I made it about humans, and, uh, clearly did not proofread. Of course, now Bink’s advice to change to a dwarf or a Tauren is ill-advised, but hey, he’s new at this.
For those just joining us, yeah. That’s right. It said ‘human hunter.’ Get used to it. They’re coming.
May still use Scuzzfibbet for a Human hunter name, it’s stuck in my head now
I think it’s kind of funny how one mistake makes everyone forget about the joke in the comic. o.o
And yes! It IS all about Tauren! But forget Orcs, Tauren, Trolls, and Dorfs forever!! (And possibly Belves, but thats a strong debate)
Also, another way to commit social suicide? Name your toon Scuzzfibbet.
Night Elf, Tauren, it all boils down to “how long can you stand to watch the south end of a northbound bear?”
Two words. Tauren Tails.
Also human warlock aint that bad, as long as you keep a spirit build up.
I play human… mostly because I like rep and expertise
Why do people like dwarves so much >.< tehe humans, why do something in wow u constantly do irl, thts for noobs
going undead means u can breath irl without being a noob ^^
Alright Mary, I know this isn’t about me (it’s not right? please say it’s not. lol)
Just kidding, awesome comic as always!
two words. GNOME POWER! (censored) the orcs or cow men. Gnomes!
@shadowlala The Ice Mage: Trust me when I say this, Gnomes were created solely for the entertainment of Tauren and the cuisine of Trolls, its just that one day the dwarves stole some of the babies we I mean they were harvesting and brainwashed the gnomes to join the alliance. I apologize for any confusion created by the Blizzard employees.
and @Pigeon: People love Dwarves because Dwarves are THE master race, they carry the Alliance, in fact, and take my word on this, if Dwarves ever joined the Horde, the Alliance would lose the war in 9 hours and 36 minutes. To sum that up, DON’T F*** WITH THE DWARVES.
No tauren are what you get when a Human farmer got a little To much to drink from the dwarves. Gnome are the product of years and years of careful planning by the worlds smartest goblins to create the master race to rule the world…… till it blew up and the resulting creation decided that ruling the world was boring and spanking the orcs would be more fun
If dwarf joined the hord it would end up in a big drinking contest betwen orcs and dwarfs ~.~
start on a dwaf hunter . then pick a tauren warrior and never looked back again
I did the same thing… sort of, except my first toon was a gnome mage, then I came to my senses and rolled a Tauren warr >:D
i will admit my first char ever was a Orc warrior. bored me at lv 11. then a troll hunter. bored me at 24. undead rouge? lv 6, tauren hunter? (i blame Dr dementos “Cows with guns” for that) 20. Gnome mage? love at first sight 63, Gnome DK? 70 and counting.
Mary, I’m 42 and an accomplished raider. (Except Ulduar… I have someone never been in a group that gets past XT, usually because we were doing the weekly.)
Great comic, just found it, LOVE IT!
*somehow
I’d claim kitty aggro, but I’m at work.