NPC Comic

Discussion (20) ¬

1. 
   Cassio
   

   10/21/2009 at 3:18 am | Permalink | Reply

   Some day I hope to be able to claim that… How messed up is that?

2. 
   Fert
   

   10/21/2009 at 5:13 am | Permalink | Reply

   I am always the first to admit that Jen has more talent at WoW than me…or any game really.

3. 
   Samia
   

   10/21/2009 at 5:29 am | Permalink | Reply

   wow….this is getting greater by the minute!

4. 
   O-Digga
   

   10/21/2009 at 6:54 am | Permalink | Reply

   I assume you’re referring to elitist jerks. Regardless, well done.

5. 
   Caylynn
   

   10/21/2009 at 7:55 am | Permalink | Reply

   Hehe. Hmm, maybe he plays a healer in PvE? With clique-casting, most PvE healers I know use the keyboard to turn and the mouse to clique-cast heals in PvE.

   Of course, in PvP, mouse + keybinds is better.

6. 
   ambient
   

   10/21/2009 at 9:29 am | Permalink | Reply

   PretentiousBastards.com is the most brilliant thing I’ve heard all week! /cackle

7. 
   Berick
   

   10/21/2009 at 12:34 pm | Permalink | Reply

   I imagine the other 2 guys turning to Bill: “Oh man… I’m… I’m so sorry!”

8. 
   Eirik
   

   10/21/2009 at 12:56 pm | Permalink | Reply

   … it’s good that she put the “or you’re an idiot” in the mouths of the PretentiousBastards.com, … but less than tactful for her to put it that way to her BF…

   Bill, though, needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and WIN his girl. Even if it means guarding her druid carcass while SHE carries the alliance flag home to the flag chamber!

9. 
   ThisCrab
   

   10/21/2009 at 2:33 pm | Permalink | Reply

   I tanked for some of the top guilds on the server (Okay it’s Moonguard US so maybe it doesn’t count so much) – and I never used the mouse.
   In fact, I don’t even have a mouse on this keyboard – just a touchpad that I am no good with.

10. 
    Random Person
    

    10/21/2009 at 6:28 pm | Permalink | Reply

    I have one thing to say. OWNED.
    although being a keyboard turner must really suck, I feel sorry for the guy.

11. 
    HardWearJunkie
    

    10/22/2009 at 12:43 am | Permalink | Reply

    Playing on a pvp server has taught me that mouse turning is the difference between getting to your quest giver and getting to your corpse.

12. 
    Tkrain
    

    10/22/2009 at 9:13 am | Permalink | Reply

    It could be worse. My MOM is better at WoW than me. I could understand if my son was better, but not my MOM! (Not true, I’m proud of the fact that my parents play WoW)

13. 
    ElderCor
    

    10/22/2009 at 12:48 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Too Funny! pretentiousbastards.com… heh heh
    Alas! I could not get it to load…

14. 
    Kazira
    

    10/22/2009 at 8:12 pm | Permalink | Reply

    You have created a monster……

    Way to go!!

15. 
    BryanGuitarDude
    

    10/22/2009 at 11:47 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Oh man that really made me my day.

16. 
    shadowlala The Ice Mage
    

    10/23/2009 at 1:42 am | Permalink | Reply

    i wish my girlfriend played wow…… Wait. i just wish for a girlfriend. bloody work. Work 12hours/WoW 4 hours/Sleep 8 hours repeat. if only i did not have to work.

17. 
    Yash
    

    01/28/2010 at 11:16 am | Permalink | Reply

    i hate to tell you mary .. but its true with me )))

18. 
    Corazon
    

    09/21/2010 at 5:13 pm | Permalink | Reply

    yes i am better at wow than any i have dated… now if real life was as successful… id make bank! also paying my bills with wowgold sounded fun till i realized i have to kill some of the same mobs all day and speak in a foreign tongue… not working >.<

    • 
      Corazon
      

      09/21/2010 at 5:14 pm | Permalink | Reply

      also i realized that some of the boys i’ve dated didn’t like that i was way more UBER then them…

19. 
    Cyanmanta
    

    11/15/2010 at 2:29 pm | Permalink | Reply

    The odd thing is, I attended BlizzCon and played both the WoW and Diablo demos; and I noticed that most players DON’T mouse-move. Their left hands go straight to the WADS keys – just like mine do – and they use the mouse for targeting and cooldowns. Maybe it’s because I spend more time healing than deepsing… that, and I can’t live without Q/E strafing.