NPC Comic
A comic about two blue cats who play World of Warcraft, and their gamer human. Written and drawn by Mary Varn.
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HAHAHA, good point Lisa! Educate that hordie now!
But… they’re so -stompable-!
But…but….the gnomes must be stomped!
Can’t possibly have anything to do with a certain Gnome Rogue we’ve seen in the comic before… =p
Lol at the last panel
And yes, gnomes are our friends :nod:
GNOMES ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!
Specially in Cataclysm, since they can heal now.
Hehe! Gnomes are your friends indeed.
I can’t wait until Cata so I can roll a gnome priest. 
Tip 4 is completely incorrect. It should ofc be “All gnomes must be stomped, punted or sat on regardless of if you’re horde or alliance”
Hey, I just wanted to say that your drawing seems much improved since you’ve started this strip.
More kitties demanded!
I won’t stomp on gnomes…I’d punt them into a sea of hungry sharks >3
Good tips Lisa, though I’d bend rule #4 just a wee bit..*snicker*
What? Gnomes are the only technical support you can get in Icecrown. Besides, my whole guild loves gnomes – they’re always inviting them over for dinner.
What do gnomes have against free food, anyway?
@MoodylonerDK. Just one question: where did you get that avatar?
:< what do you got againt the horde? personly i hate nelf more….
But we can still punt Gnomes right?
Punt at your own risk! You might get your toes bit off.
I think Lisa fluffed her hair up a bit… Also, about rule number four, I disagree. As an ardent Horde patriot, I promise to stab, stomp, punt, and gank all members of the alliance equally! (Although I’d enjoy stomping draenei especially)
Great comic as usual Mary, although I do believe our feline friends may have something to say to good ol’ Jenny!
Also… how does one obtain one of those nifty avatars? I’ve got a great pic for mine but this gravatar thing isn’t putting it on this site, any suggestions? also I apologize in advance if this is considered spam
I play both alliance and horde, because I’m not a very loyal guy. But I love the gnomes. I actually made different characters, three gnomes! I wanted to try different races out, and the gnomes just rock.
Wasn’t there a bounty on gnome kills whenever they were caught dancing?
*Puts his orc hat on*
People have accused me of hating gnomes. The truth is, I LOVE gnomes! Who wants my recipe?
“Who wants my recipe?”
I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat Gnomes, separate the eggs- or was it… eh, details
As part of the Gnome Preservation League, associated with Gnome University, I want to present Lisa the GNobel Peace Prize for her work in reducing racial bias among horde players.
The award is guaranteed not to blow up. Unless you shake it too hard.
Eirik
GPL-GnU
@myself, alright, omit that last comment of mine, it finally kicked in
@Tkrain: I’ll take that recipie, is it compatable with fish feasts? Because I think my guild would enjoy Gnome feasts!
@Eirik: LOL
I shake my fist at you gnome-eaters! Ah well, you’ll get yours. We’re known to cause terrible gas when eaten. The green kind that you shouldn’t stand in.
I solemnly swear on my Imp that i would never sit,eat or punt a Gnome. I will only incinerate them and banish the pieces to the nether
GNOME POWER! i mean have you tryed to click us little F^%$&#@ when we come out of nowhere to smack ya around? and admit it. whats more emberasing. “i got stomped by a human/orc/tauren/blood elf/night elf/Dranai/Undead/Troll?” or “I got stomped by a gnome” that is why i say….. GNOME POWER!
Shadowlala has an excellent point. Even if you get an even kill ratio, the fact that you were killed by a gnome makes the gnome seem like the victor.
They’re no problem for me to click though. Still, the amount of times a Gnome Warrior has charged me because I didn’t see them…
I hate gnomes. Starting position lame, full of fat dwarfs with beards bigger than my gnome. Or maybe cause im a Hordie. h well, wen Cata comes out, goblin-gnome rivalry will be fun 2 roleplay. U GNOMES WILL SUFFER THE FATE U MAKE US SUFFER!(via goblin rocket jump/shoot for rogue)
Gnomes are important part of any diet
Well, I like gnomes… …but cooking them takes too much time… :*
KILL THE GNOMES!
GNOMES IS FER PUNTING!